What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"