Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.