What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove