What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.