What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What do you call a slow transgender?

Translate.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)