Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who won the race?

Society.

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

License Jokes More License Jokes

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.