Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.