Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

License Jokes More License Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.