What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"