What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.