What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!