What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.