What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns