How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move