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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?
Metrognomes
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
A: Because he's Haydn!
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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?
Metrognomes
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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?
paddy o' furniture
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What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?
Your lawn won't cut itself.
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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?
Metrognomes
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What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?
A metrognome.
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