What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

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What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

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