What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza