What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue