What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!