What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

Mr. Miyagi Jokes More Mr. Miyagi Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"