What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"