What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.