What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com