What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.