What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.