What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.