Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.