What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared