What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.