What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.