What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!