What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.