What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.