What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!