They planet.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they couldn't get 7up
It don't need cleaning!
Nasa first called it Albert
So he could go to Otter Space.
They Planet.
You're a day late and a dolla short!
A: They're doing research on black holes.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
They planet!
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard
Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.
Because the stakes would be too high.
They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(
They planet
Nothing, it was on Mars
Need Another Seven Astronauts
NASA.
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Rocket Farts.
Because it had their Curiosity.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
You planet
Sorry guys, moustache!"
Make aedile.
Organised crime.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Put him on stilts !
A) Usually about 6 months.
One is small and the Other is small minded!
Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
A kangamoo!
Because the farmer had cold hands
They Bonded over lunch.
A plain one.
