What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.