What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do black people never sleep?

Because the last one who had a dream got shot

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.