What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.