What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.