It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
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One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Vote for Bernie in a primary.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Bernie.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Bernie sanders
Bernie bridges !
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They couldn't afford it.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
It has a Bernie smell.
Ellipsis S. Grant.
West wing
No idea man, im just flying the drone.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
My Zipper.
They'll hold a Beyonceance.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
When his lips are shut.
Because that would be
Most likely to Secede"
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
