It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
Paperback
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Vote for Bernie in a primary.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Bernie.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Bernie sanders
Bernie bridges !
They couldn't afford it.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
It has a Bernie smell.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
Omelette you finish.
Running a Backgroud Check.
Vin Diesel!
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
Go for a disk drive.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A coconut.
A Coconut.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
NOTHING....!!!
England gets off scott-free.
One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
