It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
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One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Vote for Bernie in a primary.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Bernie.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Bernie sanders
Bernie bridges !
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They couldn't afford it.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
It has a Bernie smell.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Because of you.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me
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Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!
It's a touchy subject.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
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Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
A dog.
