Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.