Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.