What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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Cheech Marinade!

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A Gaucho Marxist

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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They are both controlled by little green men.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders