What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern