Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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Mash-scara!

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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The Baaahaaamaaas !

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A sheep

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.