Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
Because they're in continents.
Sneakers.
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A chocolate BAAA
Shleepy!
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
My zipper.
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
