What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"