Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

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What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.