Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

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They push Two twins together to make a King

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Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane