What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.