Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"