What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !

What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka