Oh no, my ice cracked!
He buys a new house.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
Crack-a-lacking
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
A: Bob
They got new fur coats.
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
JUST-ICE