What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!