Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Hall Jokes More Hall Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.