How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac