How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac