What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!