Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

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He encrypted it

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.