Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth