Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin