What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.