What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"