What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Spanish Inquisition Jokes More Spanish Inquisition Jokes

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.