Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Lawrence Elk
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
A pinch hitter.
They've never known what home is.
Lobster "
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
The Spanish Inquisition.
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
They both wear stripes !