What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art