What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."