What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."