Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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