How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.