Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.