Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a Finnish terrorist?

Finn Laden.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.