Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(