Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Seagulls Jokes More Seagulls Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."