Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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The C.I. Eh

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C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

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Fluoride, duh.

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A collie-flower !

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Let's get the flock out of here"

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

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Allah Garden.

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Tuesday.

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They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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Seagulls Jokes More Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away