What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.