What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.