What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p