What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.