What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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They paint the town dead!

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Because they always bring boos.

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Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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They use Bootox.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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He had "No body " to go with.