How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.