How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.