How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.