What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.