What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.