What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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Kermit the frogs finger.

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