What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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Kermit's finger.